There are two kinds of people in the world, Notre Dame lovers and Notre Dame haters.  And, quite frankly, they're both a pain in the ass.

-Dan Devine, former Notre Dame football coach

Bobby "Bacala" Baccalieri:
The world really went downhill, since 9/11. You know, Quasimodo predicted all of this.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Who did what?
Bobby "Bacala" Baccalieri: You know, the Middle East. The end of the world.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Nostradamus. Quasimodo's the hunchback of Notre Dame.
Bobby "Bacala" Baccalieri: Oh, right. Notredamus.

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Nostradamus and Notre Dame, that's two things different completely.
Bobby "Bacala" Baccalieri: It's interesting that they'd be so similar, though. You know, I always thought "Ok, you got the hunchback of Notre Dame. But you also got your quarterback and your halfback of Notre Dame".
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Notre Dame's a fucking cathedral!
Bobby "Bacala" Baccalieri: Obviously, I know. I'm just saying. It's interesting, the coincidences. What, you're gonna tell me you never pondered that?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: No!

"We can't stay as strict as we are as far as the academic structure is concerned because we've got to get the black athlete."

-Paul Hornung, Notre Dame alum, Heisman winner, former broadcaster of Notre Dame games and bigot 

This is the most beautiful sight these eyes have ever seen!
-Daniel Ruettiger, in the movie Rudy, while watching the Penn State Blue Band playing "Hail to the Lion," a Penn State fight song

(Note: to all of the idiotic Notre Dame fans that informed that Notre Dame was playing Georgia Tech, realize that he was actually watching the Penn State Blue Band playing "Hail to the Lion." Perhaps if you were familiar with college football, you might realize that. Here's proof.)

Punt, goddamnit!