FIGHT SONG PARODIES



"Notre Lame Death March"
Parody by Jazzbone

Laugh, laugh
At Old Notre Lame
If Knute were a-live
He would be a-shamed
Steroids, fights and Regis too
What the hell has this school be-come?

I hate the Irish
Die Notre Lame
They're not even Irish
Die Notre Lame
Watch their coach
Play for the tie
That's why we laughed while Irish


Fumbled and lost

Faust was a loser
Die Notre Lame
Lou was a bigot
Die Notre Lame
The Best Damn Team That Money Can Buy
That's why we laughed while the Irish lost



Notre Dame Victory March Parody

Spuds, corned beef, cabbage and stew
Catholics are you and dumb Irish, tew
Irish luck won't win this game
School where the hunchback got its name

Your team is little green ugly squirts
Leprechaun blood will drip phrom our shirts
Though you pray old Notre Dame
Northwestern will win the game
GO CATS!





Notre Dame Victory March Parody

Beers, beers for old Notre Dame
Bring on the cocktails, we want champagne
Send the freshmen out for gin,
Don't let a sober sophomore in.

We never stagger, we never fall,
We sober up on wood alcohol,
All the loyal faculty lie
drunk on the bar room floor!



Notre Dame Victory March Parody

Beer, beer for old Notre Dame.
Bring on the whiskey, bring on the dames!
We drink wine or beer or gin
Don't let a sober person in!

We never stumble, we never fall.
We sober up on wood alcohol.
As our loyal sons go marching
Back to the bar for more!



Notre Dame Victory March Parody

Ara is gone, and Dan was Devine
but Robinson will kick Holtz' behind!
When the Irish take the field,
Their blood runs cold and they get killed.
Their golden dome is made out of brass
Their marching band just sits on its ass
And the leprechaun is queer
In heaven there is no beer.

In heaven there is no beer
That's why we drink it here
And when we're gone from here
All our friends will be drinking all our beer



Notre Dame Victory March Parody
Parody by Chris Bellomy

Hell! Hell! We are Notre D0H!
[apologies to Mark Mitchell]
Hell! Hell! We are Notre D0H!
Minions of Satan both high and low!
We own own most of NBC!
(We) shake down our brethren regularly!

Money to us is the king!
Why do you think we wear all that green?
See you in the bowl coalition
When we are 5-6!

Punt, goddamnit!